Sinking like a Stone

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -Albert Einstein

September 19, 2014 at 2:31pm
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malformalady:

Home is Where Them Fuckers AIN’T

malformalady:

Home is Where Them Fuckers AIN’T

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9:28am
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nintendogs64:

darrynek:

Autocorrect never fails to ruin the moment

yeah girl cant wait to put this duck inside of you

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9:22am
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9:19am
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sixpathsofbased:

v-for-valkyr:

societal cancer now in the form of a wearable article
purchase at probablyclothingforwhitepeopleaged14-20.com

Epitome of tumblr here

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9:10am
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cutefemme:

what if all the raptors in jurassic park had kim kardashians crying face for a head

cutefemme:

what if all the raptors in jurassic park had kim kardashians crying face for a head

September 18, 2014 at 11:52pm
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Reblogged from helpless--wanderer
evanpierri:

This documentary is one of my favorites all around but this moment may be the best part.

evanpierri:

This documentary is one of my favorites all around but this moment may be the best part.

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11:51pm
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Reblogged from itsstuckyinmyhead

yelyahwilliams:

marielxhearts:

caramichele:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

Dads are like their own species

I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂

#DADS I LOVE MY DAD

11:29pm
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issietheshark:

flowers in the attic (2014)

issietheshark:

flowers in the attic (2014)

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11:29pm
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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

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11:28pm
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11:28pm
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literallysame:

Sidewalk - An animation that shows the transformation of a woman’s body throughout life

11:22pm
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lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

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11:21pm
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outofthewhore-dinary:

Couldn’t be more accurate

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11:21pm
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Reblogged from thecarrionlibrarian

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

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My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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11:20pm
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Reblogged from nayx

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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