Autocorrect never fails to ruin the moment
yeah girl cant wait to put this duck inside of you
societal cancer now in the form of a wearable article
purchase at probablyclothingforwhitepeopleaged14-20.com
Epitome of tumblr here
what if all the raptors in jurassic park had kim kardashians crying face for a head
This documentary is one of my favorites all around but this moment may be the best part.
Dads and Tumblr
Dads are like their own species
I miss my dad he is just like these dads 😂😂😂
#DADS I LOVE MY DAD
flowers in the attic (2014)
this is fucking hilarious
Sidewalk - An animation that shows the transformation of a woman’s body throughout life
Shut. The fuck. Up.
Couldn’t be more accurate
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)